Bake off 

Calm down

Ur actually pissin me off, u need to bake off

Bake off by Antxnio September 27, 2019

Bake Route 

Driving around in a car for the sole purpose of getting high.

Gary: Let's go on a bake route
Paul: You get your car, I'll get my weed

Bake Route by Carpetshaver7 December 15, 2009

Bake-cation 

When a group or individual neglects all responsibilities to get high for an interminable period of time.

Example 1
Tom: What happened to Jason last lecture?
Kyle: He and Ben got really high and decided to take a bake-cation for our 3-day weekend.

Example 2
Jerry: Hey Scott! I need an ounce of pot for this weekend.
Scott: I noticed you took a week off work. Bake-cation?
Jerry: For suresies! I'm going to stay home and blaze all day.

Bake-cation by wordsies September 18, 2009

Bake Josco 

When your weird uncle walks over with his beer belly and says bow hello, and then gets a micropenis boner

Bow wow Steve B I can't wait to put my Bake Josco in your happy place

Bake Josco by Head soccer November 1, 2018

bake faced 

The feeling of being so stoned your eyes are as wet as Niagra Falls, your mouth as dry as a dessert, and your body feels like its being anchored down to the couch.

Pat: "Gee golly Mike you sure are bakefaced"

Mike: "I am to bake faced to even reply to you Pat, please leave me be with my delicious screamer"

bake faced by Canadian Mike December 28, 2007

bake off 

bake off is like saying fuck off… go away .

like just bake off

jim: that joke did not bang

you : no one asked just bake off lad

bake off by Bazzysmuck January 6, 2022

bake my scrod 

To tease or rag on; similar to break my balls and bust my chops.

The guys would really bake my scrod if they caught me in this getup.

bake my scrod by BornBlitzed December 9, 2008