moke wed 

moke wed is when you eat medical and safe mariwana under god's wishes.

person 1: "bro i just moke wed"
person 2: "i hope you did it in the lord's name"

moke wed by mokeforjesus November 29, 2018

phat monkey 

A pussy that has very large and puffy lips, and, when wearing the right panties or pants, shows off an awesome camel toe.

"My wife has the phatest of phat monkeys!"

phat monkey by industrialfan71 April 10, 2008

code monkey 

A programmer who isn't actually involved in any aspect of conceptual or design work, but simply writes code to specifications given.

Nah, I'm not really a web *designer*, just a code monkey.

code monkey by Ian Maxwell July 4, 2004

nut monkey 

An annoying, needy, insisting or clingy person whose sole purpose is to irritate by incessant nipping.

Get off my ballsack you fucking nut monkey!

nut monkey by crist November 21, 2010

Arctic Monkeys

Are Class

The Arctic Monkeys Are Class

Arctic Monkeys by JackSull_ March 26, 2021

mokey 

Drug addicted mouse who shoved a shotgun bullet up gofey and shot out of his mouth

Mokey it's the ice cream man

mokey by cityboy112 February 21, 2019

Three-headed monkey 

Mythical creature, the possible presence of which makes a great distraction.

I'm going to read all 3174 passages of my new book to you.

I'm sure that'll be interest.....Look! A three-headed monkey!

Three-headed monkey by Snake March 9, 2005