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moke wed

moke wed is when you eat medical and safe mariwana under god's wishes.

person 1: "bro i just moke wed"
person 2: "i hope you did it in the lord's name"

by mokeforjesus November 29, 2018

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gnome

when a dude really short like 2'1 or something i don't know

i can relate to this i am a professional

person 1: "bro you look like a gnome"
person 2: "yeah"
person 1: "you like 2'2"
person 2: "yeah"
person 1: "so how was your day gnome"
person 2: "yeah"

via giphy

by mokeforjesus November 29, 2018

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