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Walt Disney 

A great man who invented a wonderful characters like Mickey Mouse, Peter Pan and Mary Poppins. After he died the company made Disney Channel which makes Teeny-bopper crap like Hannah Montana and High School Musical. Those showswould ring Walt Disney to tears if he's still alive. Shame on you Disney Channel! You're rolling Walt's grave.
Before Walt Disney died, they made wonderful movies like Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. After Walt Disney died they make a crappy movie named High School Musical which generated teenybopper fans. It's clear that there's a traitor from the Disney company who murdered Walt Disney just so that they could sell out The Walt Disney Company to the in-crowd aka the TRL crowd with the Disney Channel.
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Slippery Disney 

recieving an oily hanjob while watching Mary Poppins
I got a slippery disney from this chick at my house, while babysitting 5 year olds.
Slippery Disney by big daddy 978 November 29, 2006

DeSantis v. Disney 

When a Pharisee-turned-politician, who is notorious for his “woke math” gospel in attracting “holy votes” among patriots and puritans in his red-pilled state, has been embarrassingly outwitted by an entertainment giant, and now wants to take revenge by threatening to impose taxes on its hotels and roads that lead to the theme park.
In the DeSantis v. Disney saga, it looks like the loser, who even had the time to write a MAGA-like book while in office, is running short of shady ideas how to fight his legal and political battles, especially when his previous über-corrupt and lying boss is leading in the latest polls despite his simultaneous jail-prone trials.
DeSantis v. Disney by Fasters April 9, 2023

The Disney Effect 

The act of making a bad/horrendous/cop-out-of-a-sequel or prequel to an originally good movie.
Dave: Dude, I heard they were making a sequel to Boondock Saints.

Steve: I hope they don't apply the Disney effect to it.
The Disney Effect by Ryanson April 27, 2007

Radio Disney 

The only thing they listen to in Hell. That's why if you're riding in a car and you ask someone to change it to Radio Disney, they tell you to go to Hell.
Loser: Can you change it to Radio Disney?
Person: Can you go to Hell?
Radio Disney by Tikibarberfan February 3, 2010

Walt Disney 

Made a mouse invent the world's largest people trap.
Walt Disney by ghetto500 July 20, 2003

Obsessive Disney Disorder or ODD 

Obsessive Disney Disorder: is an illness that is sweeping the world. It refers to people between the ages of 7-25 mostly girls, making ANYTHING DISNEY part of their everyday lives. Symptoms include: Speaking in Disney quotes from movies or TV shows, going online and looking up all the background information about Disney Parks. Dressing in Clothes that reflect Disney Character Constantly breaking out into Disney Song and Dance so as to express your true feelings, Looking for images, songs, catch phrases and either finding a sexual connotation or making it mean something way more dramatic and have some background secret story such as a hidden romance or for shadowing for a sequel, which may or not be true! ODD can only be cured by one person: CHUCK NORRIS and he can stop ODD by riding all the rides @ every Disney world/land in the word at once, but Chuck Norris does not ride rollercoaster’s because he does not need a track to go up and down, so the world continue to be plagued by ODD until all girls die from lack of true love, loss of hair do to unrealistic expectations, and most of all brain cell loss do to the time they spend in front of the TV and computer!
-Shit my GF has Obsessive Disney Disorder or ODD"