Acronym for Online Dating Disorder
When a person has attempted online dating, ad nauseum, and believes they can still "land" the perfect match via said method.
When a person has attempted online dating, ad nauseum, and believes they can still "land" the perfect match via said method.
Jim: I really, truly, think I found the one.
Billy: Really? How did you meet her?
Jim: I met her on that online dating site.
Billy: You said that last week, about that last chick.
Jim: I know, but this is the "One."
Billy: Dude, you have ODD.
Billy: Really? How did you meet her?
Jim: I met her on that online dating site.
Billy: You said that last week, about that last chick.
Jim: I know, but this is the "One."
Billy: Dude, you have ODD.
by jimsnow0 November 16, 2012
ODD stands for over done deformities. This is what happens to your penis when you pleasure yourself so much that your foreskin gets peeled back an alarming distance down your shaft. This makes you seem circumcised even if your not.
Therefore your penis will seem very deformed.
Therefore your penis will seem very deformed.
Cuthbert had an extreme case of ODD.
Due to Georges ODD the inside of his balls were almost visible. *shudder*
Craig was rejected by Mary when she saw his ODD.
Due to Georges ODD the inside of his balls were almost visible. *shudder*
Craig was rejected by Mary when she saw his ODD.
by JOSAFOOWIS August 24, 2005
I was out last night and gave the ODD a call, and he must have been waiting for my call, he answered soooo fast.
by Missmakster June 29, 2019
Also known as Obessesive Djokovic Disorder; it came about in 2007 when thrird seeded tennis player Novak Djkovic won the Sonny Ericsson Open. After that, many girls varing from ages 12-26 have been obssesively talking, wating videos about him, and singing songs that he sung in karaokes. There is still no known cure for it, but many researchers hope to find one.
" Oh My Gosh, have you see that You Tube video of his, it is soooooo cute! And also, he has a great voice! I totally have ODD!"
by Caterulis April 26, 2008
On-Demand Dick - Your go-to, reliable source of sex. This may be your significant other, a friend with benefits, or favorite "marital aid."
Shannon always knew that her ODD (on demand dick) - cleverly named 'Steve'- was ready at a moment's notice in her dresser drawer.
by TMex1971 March 30, 2020
It's characterized by an overwhelming feeling of negative, hostile, and violent behavoir which causes the patient to not be able to distinguish reality from fantasy. Basically, a delusional mother fucker.
by Landis May 26, 2007
A dare game wherein a person issues an outrageous dare to another person, the recipient of the dare must say 1 out of a certain number, demonstrating the likelihood that they will perform the dare. A third party counts the other two people down from 3: i.e. 1,2,3. After the countdown, the darer and the daree must say a number through 1 and the certain number (if they said 1-15, it would have to be a number between that). If both participants say the same number, then the daree must perform the dare.
Rufo Barbas: Odds are you only wear boxers to work tomorrow.
Bob: Okay, 1 out of 30.
Jésus: 3,2,1.
Rufo Barbas and Bob: 24!
Bob: Damn't!
Bob: Okay, 1 out of 30.
Jésus: 3,2,1.
Rufo Barbas and Bob: 24!
Bob: Damn't!
by rapscallion, hip hop onion November 12, 2013