Hammertimed

Word used for being wankered/wrecked, referring to the MC Hammer song 'Can't touch this'.

e.g : Oh my god I was hammertimed last night

or

let's get hammertimed.

by pseudonym2009 April 30, 2009

hammer time

Comes from the MC Hammer song but is now commonly used for when someone says something annoying and you want to express your anger with someone you know.
It now means to beat someone to death with a hammer. Lovely

Danny: I get £10,000 when i'm 18 so upset I have to wait, damit!

Jonzy: *To Dave* Hammer Time! *With fist action of smashing down Danny with a hammer*

Dave: *To Jonzy* sum1 goes I care or sumthin

by RATM February 28, 2005

Hammer Time

Hammer Time, a minute every day dedicated to awesomeness. The official time of Hammer Time has been set by the internet community to 11:42 AM.

"What time is it?" says Bill
"Umm, 11:42." says person with watch.
"HAMMER TIME!!1!" says teh newfags.

by yourmomshairyvag May 12, 2010

hammertimed

to get absoultley rinsed

im going to get soo hammertimed this weekend.

by kanyevil May 28, 2007

Hammer Time

shotgunning beers in the nude

Topgun: you gonna shotgun that beer or just stand there

Hammer: Im gonna take my clothes off first and then hammer time it

by Hammer April 13, 2005

hammer-time

When your fucking a girl nice and slow, and then you go
"Alright stop....hammertime" and proceed to fuck her hard

I was getting bored with Carol, so i turned sex into hammer-time

by fem daddy June 19, 2007

Hammer Time

To go broke or bankrupt by making poor life's decisions.

A bum had a piece of cardboard with two words written on it, "Hammer Time"

by NoirZK June 20, 2009