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1903 pocket hammerless 

A pistol developed in 1895 by colt for the growing concealed-weapon self defence industry being spawned by poor conditions in the inner cities. The parameters where simple, To create a compact pistol that would draw without catching on anything, fires a common round. The answer came in two versions, the 1903 pocket hammerless and the 1903 vest pocket hammerless. The latter was a scaled down version. The pocket hammerless fired .32 ACP and the Vest-pocket hammerless fired .25 ACP.
Both where very sucessful, infact, the pocket hammerless survived is a browning design that was produced by Fabrique Nationale in Belgium untill 1987. May have been one of the longest produced pistoles of all time.
"A 1903 pocket hammerless colt is concealable, light and easy on the draw"

hammerdasher 

One who has sex and leaves immediately after, commonly known as a one-night stand, also a "hit and run" as an innuendo
"There are many species of sexual animals in this bar tonight. First there's the wall flower, then the emo-kid, followed by 'that guy' who thinks he can dance. Then there's the all night hammerdasher, watch closely as he stalks his next drunk target."
hammerdasher by JKrieg March 8, 2008

hammershow 

When 3 or more girls get together at a bar and all of them become so intoxicated they can barely see.
"Last week at the bar was a total hammershow for the girls"
hammershow by Rozlyn July 4, 2007

hammermen 

In the late 19th century, a group of blacksmiths known as the "hammermen" were excommunicated from Blackheath. The exact date is not known but it is thought to have occurred in 1871. This coincided with the Act of Parliament of that year declaring the Heath to be an open public space. Strangely, the Act also stipulated that from that day forward trees were only allowed to be planted on the borders of the Heath and not on the plains themselves. Unconfirmed hearsay suggests that the reason for the excommunication, and ultimately the need for the Act itself, related to the "vigorous, persistent and clandestine homosexual encounters upon the Heath by men of industry". However, it has also supposedly been mooted that the excommunication related to the improvement of the social profile of the area sought by various landed gentry. Regardless, in current vernacular, the youth of the area are frequently heard referring to sexually successful homosexuals as "hammermen" (not to be confused with the heterosexual equivalent i.e. a "swordsman").
Vasily: Where are Miguel and Davide tonight?

Vladimir: They went out to Soho again. Man those guys get laid on a daily basis!

Vasily: Aye, they are real hammermen.
hammermen by Synonymity123 September 6, 2013

hammersharked 

1. Getting so hammered that you really do believe you are a shark (see slizzard)

2. What happens to a shark when swimming in beer
1. Brooke was definitely Hammersharked during Shark Week because she kept her arms over her head like she had a fin and kept singing the Jaws theme song (dundun, dundun, dundundundun)
hammersharked by Thrillway October 26, 2010

Hammerfest 

Over the top beligerantly drunk, raising bottles two at a time, going balls deep hammering it home.
Hammerfest by John July 3, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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