The ol' Harlem globechowder 

When getting a blowjob. You distract your partner with quick, flashy, hand movements before ejaculating all over her face or in her mouth.

I finally got that slut to put out. When she finally went down on me I gave her the ol' Harlem globechowder!

The ol' Harlem globechowder by the dirty mick October 21, 2006

In the Gloset 

Someone who watches the show Glee, but who does not want anybody to know that he/she watches it

Person 1: So what did you think of that Glee episode last night?
Person 2: (panicky) WHAT?!? AHAHA i dont watch glee!! (looks around nervously)
Person 3: Still in the Gloset ey?

In the Gloset by Xyrrath October 20, 2010

gentleman's sport gloves 

What boxing gloves were called in Strong Bad's past.

"How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sport gloves?"

gentleman's sport gloves by Joe Gaal November 4, 2003

globey 

A character from Pee-wee's Playhouse. Globey was a talking Globe with eyes, a rather large nose, a toothless mouth, two arms and no legs. He spoke with a French accent and often helped Pee-wee out with "worldly" information, such as foreign languages and geography.

Globey: And that's how you play the Geography Game!

globey by Jack Tobin October 13, 2007

hobo gloves

gloves with the fingertips cut off. sometimes seen on hobos, bums, tramps, etc. Often home-made (or homeless made in a hobo's case) all one needs is an old pair of gloves and some scissors. Some gloves are also made without any fingertips to begin with, but they are not true hobo gloves.

I just made myself a pair of hobo gloves out of a small pair of old gloves.

hobo gloves by brian July 21, 2008

Globehead 

Term predominantly used by Flat Earthers, to denote a believer in a globe shaped earth, or an oblate spheroid, as opposed to a flat motionless plane.

Often used in a defamatory context.

See Baller

Flat Earther: Globeheads, they are religious zealots with no concept of the scientific method, going to university to learn that the universe is real, without doing the research to check it out.

Globehead: Gravity is real, they have detected gravity waves, you clearly have no concept of reality.

Flat Earther: Did you learn that from someone in a position of authority, or did you do your own empirical research to come to that conclusion, good little Globehead, remember to never question your beliefs.

Globehead by Cultural State Evolution September 20, 2016

Globee

Varition of 'globalist'. A derogatory or pejorative term for one who believes that the human race, if united under one government, would achieve many great things. Implies disapproval or contempt and is meant to be insulting, impolite, or unkind.

1) Used to reference those who hold the idealogical view that nation states should relinquish their sovereignty under a New World Order or global governance.

2) The term is often used in a derogatory fashion to denote the childlike faith or naive assumptions that an all-powerful government is good for the future of humanity.

Walter Cronkite was a big fat globee. He openly called on the U.S. to renounce its sovereignty.

The political elite invent scams like global warming and the globees just eat it up.

Globee by unspy January 8, 2010