absurd wazzbag 

an absurd wazzbag is the ultimate douchetrad and is the most psychotic sexy haired beast. They have a very illogical personality and is extremely weird. they should honestly be in a mental hospital and they don’t deserve love but they crave it. they prefer to deposit their urine in bags...preferably ziplock bags so they feed their urine to the geese. Once they see a person deserving of torture they get attached incredibly quickly and feast their soul for the rest of their existence. ~riya and suki~

ur such a wazzbag!
suki stop acting like an absurd wazzbag u psycho!

absurd wazzbag by rosyyyyyyyyyyy April 9, 2020

wazzup

A form of "What's up?" or "What is up?", which means, "Hey, how's it going? How's it been? How are you?"

"Hey, Joe! Wazzup?"

wazzup by Anonymous September 5, 2003

Wazzock

The verb 'To Waz' in northern English dialect means to urinate.

In both West Yorkshire and East Lancashire, offal was very popular and when produced en masse the offal was cooked in linens resembling large pillows and were referred to as 'socks'. These prevented the offal from burning and being ruined when coming in to direct contact with the base or sides of its cooking vessel.

Unsurprisingly these linens absorbed the odour of the offal (which is similar to urine) and were discarded. They were colloquially referred to as 'Waz Socks'. The derogatory sense of a 'Wazzock' to this day refers to someone discarded of having any point, purpose or worth.

"Don't mind Geoffrey, He's a wazzock"

Wazzock by Worthatron April 6, 2015

wazzer 

Wazzer is a word you can use to decribe a complete dipstick

1. Hey! Did you see that idiot on the dance floor? What a total wazzer!
2. Footnote on the bottom of job interview notes. "Complete wazzer. Do not employ"

wazzer by Collers February 6, 2008

Waizeebz

Waizeebz is a cool person but also mean human. They act nice most of the time but when they feel like it they are rude. They are also really helpful! Definitely find a Waizeebz and become friends!

Nate- You're such a Waizeebz !!
Ashley- yeah !
Hailey- 😊

Waizeebz by Asunalikesteadur March 15, 2021

Coon Wazzler 

When a man dips his ballsack into melted chocolate and has a fellow person lick it off with their tongue.

"Hey Diana, did you hear that Chris Coon Wazzled our English Teacher in Period 6 yesterday? what a coon wazzler!"

Coon Wazzler by Blakey G May 22, 2016

Wazzles 

It means to give head/ suck dick

Boy: hey wanna run wazzles
Girl:what’s wazzles
Boy: it’s head
Girl: aight bet

Wazzles by Penis inspector November 15, 2019