faux queued 

faux queued adj. phrase; state or condition of being trapped in a
stalled checkout line, esp. one that was initially the shortest and
therefore ostensibly the fastest, but which was plagued thereafter by
unforeseen price checks, old ladies rummaging through purses for exact
change, people redeeming coupons, etc. Makes you want to shout "Faux queue!"

I was faux queued up the ass by a little old lady who had politely asked "Would you mind if I went ahead of you young man? I've only got a couple of items?"; neither of them had price tags, so we had to wait for a price check. Then she tried to use expired coupons, and wouldn't take "no" for an answer, so we had to wait for a store manager to make an exception for her. That settled, she proceeded to rummage in her purse and count out out nickels, dimes, and pennies....

faux queued by Karl Pfeifer December 9, 2005

faux bisexual 

Up until reading this urban-dictionary entry, I had no idea anybody other than myself uses the phrase "faux bisexual". I find the term a perfect fit for the demographic it describes.

FAUX BISEXUALS:
A faux bisexual is a naive, conforming
girl who pretends to be bisexual because being a bisexual girl is currently considered "cool" in pop culture. It is a trend. Some people refer to faux bisexuals as "trendy bisexuals". The secondary motive for girls pretending to be bisexual is that they believe, due to pop culture, that many or most guys enjoy and are turned on by watching girls engage in bisexual activity.

Many faux bisexuals are so deep into pretending to be bisexual that they actually believe they are, even though they are not.

SEXUALITY:
It seems many people, regardless of their sexual orientation, have a difficult time with the definitions of "bisexual", "homosexual", and "heterosexual".

bisexual: a person who is bisexual is sexually and physically attracted to members of both sexes equally.

homosexual: a person who is attracted to members of their own sex.

heterosexual: a person who is attracted to members of the opposite sex.

example: a girl kissing or even "eating out" another girl DOES NOT make her bisexual. a person's sexuality is all about which gender of person--guys or girls--he or she is attracted to sexually and physically.

KNOWING YOUR SEXUALITY:
Refer to the above definitions. It is all about who you are sexually and physically attracted to.

There are plenty of examples around. If you are a young person and don't notice faux bisexuals, you need to open your eyes and observe the world around you.

faux bisexual by Caite_Bug January 15, 2005

Faux Feminist 

A faux feminist is just that, a fake feminist. This can be for various reasons, such as a person claiming to be a feminist to 'fit in' with a group of people, or a person who uses feminism to bash and belittle non-feminists (usually men). They generally only use feminism to hurt or attack others.

Jennifer: All men are rapists and killers!!

Sam: Well, not all men ar-

Jennifer: "Not all men", *laughs* Please cry more.

Sam: Well some feminists are problematic as wel-

Jennifer: Whoa, don't group all feminists together, that's stereotyping!!

Sam: *under breath* God, what a faux feminist.

Faux Feminist by Leo_Ascendent May 20, 2015

faux-hemian 

One who imitates the look of bohemians, but is just a poser. A faux-hemian pretends that they just "throw" their messy outfits together, when really it took them four hours at Urban Outfitters.

"Ugh, did you see how hard X is trying to be boho?! She thinks she looks like Mary Kate... but I know she gets up at 5:00 to be ready for school at 7:00. What a faux-hemian!"

faux-hemian by a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie February 11, 2006

faux farers

a knock-off version of Ray Ban Wayfarer sunglasses

Friend: Hey man, nice Wayfarers!
You: Actually, they're faux farers. I got them for ten dollars at Nordstrom.

faux farers by T.Liz June 30, 2009

faux loko 

"Fake Four Loko." After lawmakers banned the sale of energy drinks combined with alcohol, the makers of Four Loko removed caffeine, guarana, taurine, and b-vitamins from the beverage. The drink remains alcoholic.

Faux Loko: Same terrible taste without all the fun!

faux loko by justiferous January 10, 2011

Faux-enese 

Faux-enese

foh-en-neez, -nees
noun, plural Faux-enese.

1. The standard language of nearly every country around the world. (The exceptions are China, Korea and those type of countries.) Based on the speech of Beijing; mandarin. Faux-enese is generally only spoken in a conversation in which a person may be describing what a person of Chinese, Korean, etc. descent might say. It is said to be one of the easiest languages to learn.

2. A group of languages of the pseudo-fabrication family, including standard Faux-enese and most of the other languages of each and every language.

1. 'So I was in the sports shop just testing the speed and incline limits on the treadmills, when I heard, "Harro" that came from a short, visually impaired, smooth skinned, baby faced man as he emerged from the table tennis isle. Next, he said something that I will just never forget. He was like, "Ching chong, ch ch ching nee how cow sup". And we just stared at eachother for what felt like the longest of moments. And then I remembered that I had taken a few extra complementary chopsticks when I had sushi for lunch earlier. So I broke away from the stare and offered him a pair of chopsticks from my handbag. I bowed to him and he did a single wax off, and we turned and went our separate ways.'

"Wow, cool story Hansel. You told it well and your accent and Faux-enese were flawless."

2. "Is Philippines part of Malaysia?"

-'No. They're two different countries in Asia.'

"Oh Asia. That's what I meant. I just thought Asia was just short for Malaysia. And they're all like, 'Ning chi pong. Ning wa chi. Arigato samurai. Chinky chink toiret.'"

-'I didn't know you spoke Faux-enese.'

Faux-enese by PenwaTboneDeeCee June 9, 2016