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urban-dictionary 

the place that people spend massive amounts of time on when they have no lives, just looking up dumbass phrases/cheap ass entertainment
Watching grass grow is way more fun then going on urban-dictionary all day.
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Urban-Dictionary 

Where you find all the stupid stuff people post.
Urban-Dictionary by FreeStriker March 29, 2021

Urban-dictionary 

A very useful site that is containing a vocabulary of knowledge

SO BUST DEM SPEAKERS AND BLOW UP THIS PARTY BOIIIIIS
Urban-dictionary by lilcutie23 August 9, 2020

Urban-dictionary 

The place where you are reading this. You are stupid to not know the name of the site you are on...
Man : Howzit brew!
Woman: what is howzit?
Man: search it on urban-dictionary.
Urban-dictionary by HelloWorld.o February 9, 2022

Urban-Dictionary 

The website you are using right now. Has thousands, if not millions of definitions.

URBAN DICTIONARY 

A dictionary that, every time I read it, my faith in humanity declines a little.
Urban Dictionary is supposedly for defining your world.
URBAN DICTIONARY by 2341515 September 17, 2006

urban dictionary 

A site with an amazing concept that was great up until 2005-ish. Today, 90% of Urban Dictionary is clogged with bizarre sexual acts that have fucking nothing to do with the original definitions.

The site in general is poorly moderated and misspelled to the bone. I often wonder if the creators of this site are still alive. I don't have much of a problem with incorrect spellings, but this shit heap has redefined (no pun intended) the word "misspell"

Today, 10 year olds enjoy this place the most. The small amount of definitions on here that don't relate to sex, usually relates to race or stereotypes. The 0.01% of the normal definitions are from back when this site was decent. Grow the fuck up, people.
(5 years ago)Urban dictionary user: England- A country in Western Europe with a mixed population. Invented the blah blah blah...
(Now) Urban dictionary user: a englend iz wen a gril wif croooked teet bites ur dick. dis becuz peeple in englennd hav bad teeth frm teh tee drinkin

Goodbye Urban Dictionary, you were great while you lasted...
urban dictionary by nobudhy December 30, 2009
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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