Otter Cough 

the uncontrollable cough/throat tickle you get when eating an otter pop treat.

Damn that otter cough was intense, why does somthign so tasty make you cough?

Otter Cough by sempai73 October 3, 2008

pre-cougar 

A woman who is in her 20s to early 30s and is interested in younger men. She may or may not be interested in keeping them as a boyfriend.

Wow, did you see her hustle that 18 year old boy outside the club last night? She's definitely a pre-cougar at 26.

pre-cougar by Liz McLaren September 11, 2007

Cunt Cough 

When a mans dick is in a vagina, and the woman coughs so hard the mans dick erupts out and slaps him back on his own balls or belly.

Susan, I almost orgasmed before you cunt coughed my dick out! Now I have blue balls! blue balls

Cunt Cough by RezaWrekt April 17, 2015

Cuban Cunt Cough 

when a cigar is inserted in the womens vagina and she queefs and blows the smoke

My girlfriend Cuban Cunt Coughed and was rushed to the hospital with 3rd degree burns

Cuban Cunt Cough by Max and Bobby November 22, 2010

Chuck E. Cougar 

A hot single mom that frequents Chuck E. Cheese pizzeria with her kids - most often looking for single dads.

That woman just looked you up and down over at the drink station and then followed you to the salad bar? What the hell?

Honey, don't worry, that's just another Chuck E. Cougar - this place is crawling with them....

Chuck E. Cougar by B. Hanback March 28, 2009

European Coughdrop 

a sexual position that needs 3 people to complete successfully. First, there is a man suspended over a bed using an over-complicated system of pulleys. This man has dipped his balls in some sort of spice concoction such as, pepper, cumin, salsa etc... There is a man operating the pulleys, preferably nude. He is standing off to the side of the bed. There is a woman on the bed, either blind-folded or legally blind, whose mouth is lined up with the suspended man's balls. When the 2 men are ready, the pulley operator jerks the pulleys up and down, causing the suspended man to hit his balls rapidly on the face of the feeble unsuspecting victim. She begins coughing from a combination of spices and lack of oxygen.

Chuck: Dude lets go do a European Coughdrop on Sarah!
Dale: Alright bro, I got my pulleys!
Chuck: Sweet!

European Coughdrop by stinkymeatball June 19, 2009

Cougar Milk

Cougar Milk is a beverage used by cougars, with other cougars, as a social drink to dull the senses. Cougar Milk is often a gin & tonic, white wine, or Cosmo.

Cougar Milk is available at country clubs, tennis clubs, five star hotels and truck stops in Nevada. Women under the age of 39 should avoid Cougar Milk until they have developed a serious drinking problem. Cougar Milk should not be consumed until after 9:30 AM. Please use caution when operating a dildo or other sexual device after using Cougar Milk. In some cases, cougars reported an uncontrollable need to shop after drinking large quantities of Cougar Milk. Luxury auto dealerships and high-end jewelry stores should be avoided while using Cougar Milk unless otherwise directed by your divorce attorney.

After knocking back Cougar Milk all morning, the cougars went to the day spa and spent the afternoon complaining about their lovers.

Cougar Milk by Jib Slice May 22, 2010