wanking spanners 

Hands contored by exsessive masturbation.
Hairy palms and sticky fingers

By 'ek look at the size of those wanking spanners

wanking spanners by Tight Trousers August 10, 2006

spanner 

1. noun: someone who really fucks things up - derived from the term "spanner in the works".

Dude, if you weren't such a spanner, things'd still be alright now.

spanner by Ryan Paine January 10, 2008

tit spanners

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.

Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

tit spanners by Ali-Pimp May 25, 2005

spanner weather 

weather that is so cold that it "tightens the nuts" like a spanner.

it was so cold last night, and when i went to retrieve the paper in the morning it was totally spanner weather.

spanner weather by Bondiki October 13, 2008

wank spanner 

wank spanner-reference to the wanking hands of a fit bird in reference to her wanking you off

2 jeremy beadles deformed hand also known as a wank spanner

check out the wank spanners on that bird
look at jeremy beadle and his deformed wank spanner

wank spanner by Jeremy Beadle January 15, 2004

spanner monkey 

A largely useless individual whose only career prospects are to work in maintainence departments painting walls and replacing light-bulbs. May have questionable habits such as an excess love of porn, language that would make a soldier blush and a equally useless son.

"Why can't one of those spanner monkeys come up here to fix the lights?"

spanner monkey by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

shatnered 

verb- To shatner. To bring about epic levels of pure eclectic awesomeness.

My weekend just got shatnered

shatnered by Brokkr The Irishman January 23, 2012