Definitions by Bondiki

spanner weather 

weather that is so cold that it "tightens the nuts" like a spanner.

it was so cold last night, and when i went to retrieve the paper in the morning it was totally spanner weather.

spanner weather by Bondiki October 13, 2008

boiler

a woman who has reached an age where she is beginning to show signs of wear and tear and, knowing this, seeks refuge in marriage, therefore spending a lot of time dressing her mutton as lamb in order to secure herself a man.

"wow, those girls were so fresh only three years ago. did you see them tonight? The blonde one's wearing stilleto's to shape up her calves, the old boiler!"

boiler by Bondiki October 13, 2008