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Off Shore Drilling 

(Verb) the action of taking a shit in a woman or mans mouth while they are laying down...then getting on top of them and begin fucking their face...resembles off shore drilling due to the fact they are drilling through mud. If one ejaculates while drilling he can yell out "I've struck it rich!" then ejaculate in the eyes of the shit mouthed person..
i was so trashed last night at the bar so i brought home this war-pig and decided to do some off shore drilling. and yea i struck it rich!

Shared a Cube 

Two straight men that work together who, on more than one occasion, have shared a deep and gratifying sexual experience.
Joe and Gary really shared a cube last night.

shore up our economy 

Generic answer to appear better than actually prepared to respond.
Todd: Ho-ney....have you seen my fishi---WHOA, what in the hell is this tightly-ribbed, cucumber-shaped, giant rubber device used for?!

Sarah: Shore up our economy....it's ultimately all about job creation, you know.

Todd: Oh.
shore up our economy by pacorro January 15, 2009

Eden Shores PD 

A police department that’s so aggressive in nature that they’re almost suicidal.

Originating from the police department of the same name from the 2019, racing game Need For Speed: Heat.
I got pulled over for speeding last week and the cop was trying to ram my vehicle costing me a lot of repairs. Looks like they’ve turned into a Eden Shores PD.

Jersey Shore Fist Pump 

When you fist a girl and get your fist nice and deep, then picking her up off the bed with one arm you fist pump her whole body in the air
I Gave her a Jersey Shore Fist pump, lets just say she no longer has a uterus.

kcf shredders 

best fast food product known to man. Consists of shredded iceberg lettuce and cups of mayonase. Proctor and Wall of Styrofoam love kcf shredders.
kcf shredders by jordan December 8, 2003