soilings
there were many soilings lastnight.
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soil point
this 't' shirt is about about 'ripe' i believe it has reached its' soil point
pretty sure i've got the 'stinks', its' quite possible i've reached my soil point!
she/he was covered in ejaculate and most certainly at soil point!
my (your choice!) has reached soil point
pretty sure i've got the 'stinks', its' quite possible i've reached my soil point!
she/he was covered in ejaculate and most certainly at soil point!
my (your choice!) has reached soil point
soil point by michael foolsley April 7, 2011
Soil
Soil by The brad of chads November 6, 2020
non-soil
A term used by NRCS Soil Scientists to describe any object or material of significance occurring at the ground surface that falls outside the standard definition of "soil" (i.e., badger).
Today, we mapped 3,200 acres of wetland soils and documented 4 non-soil objects on the farmer's property.
non-soil by ClamOrPotato July 1, 2016
there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke
phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue
Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"
there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke by Karen Stickney November 25, 2007