Modus Powned 

To pown someone with logic.

"If p then q, therefore q, you just gotta pwned, modus powned."

Modus Powned by popcornkidddo February 23, 2008

fricking powned 

you got owned verry hard

whahha you got fricking powned mofo
this means that you lost whahaha

fricking powned by jeff21 October 10, 2006

phowned 

Owned by the phone. The phone controls your life. The phone rings - you obey its command. NOT answering the phone is not an option. You are powerless. Regardless of the hour, you will obey its desire no matter how ridiculous the request. Think you had other plans? Forget it. The phone rings and you are phowned.

OMG I have this final tomorrow and I so needed to study, and then the phone rings and now I have to go and meet Francine so I can listen to her whine about her boyfriend all night. I am so phowned!

phowned by wheaty May 8, 2008

porned out

When you have watched so much porn that it has become boring.

I'll check out the urban dictionary instead of porn sites tonight I'm porned out.

porned out by benth February 19, 2010

pwned

A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned."

Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned."

It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.

"Man, I rock at my job, but I still got a bad evaluation. I was pwned."

OR

"That team totally pwned us."

pwned by Daniel Rivera April 11, 2003

pistol pwned 

1. When you play an FPS and you, with your pistol, dominate an opponent who has a much more powerful weapon.

2. Bashing to death a player with your pistol.

<Player 1> (pistol kills) <Player 2>
<player 1>: Oh snap! Pistol pwned you!

pistol pwned by mchesney August 29, 2006

PornedOut 

Pornedout is the act of watching too much porn and then becoming disinterested for several days until once again, the fever returns.

Lisa: Last night I went for a clip and realized I was pornedout. I'm just not feeling it. I will try again in a few days.

PornedOut by Natasha Love September 12, 2013