pitchfork 

(v.) What happens when you don't move out from your parent's basement, instead prolonging college-lifestyle mentalities.

When he was 22, he was okay, but he's pitchforked in his parents basement looking at internet porn all the time.

pitchfork by Roger Dodger February 20, 2004

Devil's Pitchfork

A threesome involving three men. Similar to a devil's threesome, the three penises represent the three prongs of the pitchfork the devil carries.

You wanna watch Dancing With the Stars with me? That's even gayer than a devil's pitchfork.

Devil's Pitchfork by Storm trooper #19 July 30, 2011

pitchfork 

Male version of the camel toe. Caused by tight fitting clothing outlining the penis and balls. Found in males and transsexuals wearing Spandex, Speedos and tights.

While a camel toe is a thing of beauty and wonder, a pitchfork is a vulgar display of a man's frank and beans

pitchfork by Cary the B August 2, 2006

Pitchforking 

A finger in the ass, pussy and urethra.

You won't believe this, but she's into pitchforking!

Pitchforking by newword1666 November 21, 2011

Pitchfork 

Pitchfork is an abbreviation for pitchforkmedia.com, which is an online magazine devoted mostly to coverage of independent music. The website, updated daily, centers upon 5 reviews of new albums, 4 to 6 newsposts, and 2 to 4 reviews of singles. While Pitchfork is known for its brutal honesty, it cannot properly be said that it isn't biased in a huge way. However, it is definite that Pitchfork is something that can be trusted for people with a taste for indie music.

I'm tripping shrooms, perhaps now would be a good time to go read Pitchfork for the first time.

Pitchfork by Matt Banks November 25, 2003

pitchfork in the saddle 

When something bad happens that is anticipated. Consequence of an action that was obvious.

John: I drank to much coffee and smoked a pack of cigarettes after eating at Jack in the Box and then I craped my pants.
Jill: That’s the pitchfork in the saddle.

pitchfork in the saddle by Stu846 September 17, 2007

chinese pitchfork 

The act of two men sticking their cocks into a Chinese fingertrap and playing tug of war until one of the men nuts a load. Commonly used in fraternity hazing to break the souls of pledges.

Chuck: hey mike are you going to join theta chi?

Mike: not sure yet, the idea of paying to have friends sounds sick tho!

Chuck: yeah I agree! I heard all of the brothers there have to Chinese pitchfork till they bust! They instantly become lifelong friends!

Mike: shit man, I'm in, frats rule!

chinese pitchfork by Bigstik December 11, 2013