Muffinsexual 

A person who gets turned on by other people eating muffins. They can also get turned on by muffins themselves, though this is pretty rare.

A muffinsexual will sometimes go as far as tweeting the person they envision eating a muffin to tell them so.

A muffinsexual does not fantasize about just anyone eating muffins. They fantasize about severely hot people, like Mikey Way from the band My Chemical Romance, eating muffins during their "play time".

No one is certain of the origin of this term.

Random Person: Look! It's Mikey Way, from My Chemical Romance!

Muffinsexual: Oh, God. What I would do to just see that man eat a muffin.

Random Person: Are you a muffinsexual?

Muffinsexual: Fuck, yeah.

Muffinsexual by Aly_Goez_Rawrrrr June 29, 2009

muffocate 

When a woman sits on a persons face and suffocates them with her muff.

I want to muffocate him later.

muffocate by solly99 January 26, 2014

Muffintopulating 

When a person, usually a female, wears pants that are too tight for their belly causing their fat to flow over the top of the waist of their pants.

Man, check out that girl! She looks so weird muffintopulating like that. Maybe she needs to buy bigger pants or lose some weight...

Muffintopulating by xo0KiMBeRLy0ox May 2, 2014

Muffination 

A Muffin that can overtake a nation

Matthew: I Like Muffins

Remiz: GET READY TO GET MUFFINATION, Woops

Muffination by Muffinmanloltacos July 24, 2011

Mufficate

To suffocate someone/something with female genitalier by covereing the nose and mouth.

Mufficating
Muffication
Mufficated

used as an insult :
'watch it mate or ill mufficate you!'

perverts dream (davo):
'I wanna die by muffication'

a put down :
'Your not worthy of me, only of being mufficated'

Mufficate by ShotgunDave July 15, 2007

Blueberry Muffintop

The bruised layers of squidgy, jelly filled, doughnut-like folds of chubbiness between the tummy and the breast area, but just above the waist. The bruising is a result of pushing and pulling the layers of chub in an attempt to squeeze into a pair of jeans 3 sizes too small! Come on already!

WTF man! I've heard of muffintop, but she's got to have blueberry muffintop!

Blueberry Muffintop by 99999999 May 14, 2010

milfinated

A womanwho is a milf
A woman who looks like a milf

That Lady is milfinated
You think shes milfinated?

milfinated by Hitty_15 September 2, 2008