Mr. Douchebag 

We All Agree That You Are A Dumbass. Why Can't You See That

Hey Mr. Douchebag! Why's your ego so massive

Mr. Douchebag by Maya Butreeks January 17, 2021

Royal Douche 

adj. -term of derision used to describe a man who takes on trappings of wealth inappropriately in an attempt to be perceived as prosperous. noun- A male who can be described as such at all times.

1) Look at that bunch of Royal Douche medical students wearing their scrubs into a bar.

2)The funny thing about any guy with a constant Blue Tooth in his ear is that he is defacto such a Royal Douche nobody wants to talk to him.

Royal Douche by appleb September 23, 2011

Rampant Douchebaggery 

When a person, who may or may not be a douchebag, commits several obnoxious actions that would make them seem as if they were on a douchebag rampage.

For instance, this person could all of a sudden pull out a pair of aviators, twist their cap backwards, chug a beer and attempt to crush the can on their forehead, then pump up some really loud bass beats and begin to fist pump.
Also, these people could simply be considered assholes and/or attention whores, who will go on a rampage by verbally annoying everyone around them if they are not being paid attention to, saying stupid things like "Yeah bro", "Yo, none of these broads are good enough for me", or "That's why everybody loves me man".

This makes everyone around this person want to inflict serious bodily harm to them, especially to their genitals, so that they cannot foul the earth with another little shit like themselves.

Person 1:"Oh my God, did you see that guy start fist-pumping at the bar after he chugged that beer? He almost knocked his stupid visor off his head-and how can he even see? He's wearing sunglasses indoors!"
Person 2:"Yeah I saw him..he's commiting an act of Rampant Douchebaggery right now. Just ignore him-these attention whores will calm down when they see everybody hates them."

Rampant Douchebaggery by MonMon de BonBon July 25, 2010

douche lips

A pursing of the lips used primarily by Jersey douchebags when they are posing for a photograph, especially when there is a woman in the picture. Although the exact meaning is unknown, there are several theories. Some say the douche lips are a sign of dominance over the woman in the picture, or the viewer of the photograph -- sort of a "kiss my ass" gesture. Others say the douche lips are meant to look like a human anal sphincter. And still others believe that the douche lips simply signify douche tribe membership to nearby douches, who often have spiked hair, fake tans, and huge, steroid-induced physiques.

To ensure his place in the Douchebag Hall of Fame, Tony made douche lips in every single one of his wedding pictures.

douche lips by Jimmy G. February 3, 2008

Douche 

someone who is more than a jerk, tends to think he's top notch, does stuff that is pretty brainless, thinks he is so much better than he really is, and is normally pretty good at ticking people off in an immature way.

"Wow he's such a Douche"
"That was a Douche move"

Douche by solvingworldproblemsoneatatime October 21, 2013

douche noose 

Those scarves that Eurotrash and some wanker Americans wrap around their necks regardless of the temperature outside

See that guy on the streets of Paris (or New York or Berlin or Tokyo) in July with the scarf-thingy around his neck? What a douche - I call it a douche noose.

douche noose by DDouble December 26, 2020

diesel douche 

A boy, not a man. Who has daddy's truck out for the weekend and likes to blow black smoke and pick up diesel whores thinks his stack is bigger than yours and his pockets are too, refers to his turbo whistle ass a "panty delete kit" usually doesn't have the biggest feet if you know what I mean.

He's a diesel doucher. You're such a diesel douche.

diesel douche by Hooey. January 29, 2015