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Crustering 

When a crusten is in the act of buffering or distracted by a jelly bean.
Justin spent the entire shift crustering and going extra slow
Crustering by Dings666 July 24, 2019

chitterlings theory 

Result of what happens to someone who learns the truth of something long after using. And then swears off of it despite the fact that it has been used over and over again most times for years.
1.) mmmmm these chitterlings are hell a good. Huh ewww I have been eating cow intestines for years and never knew. Time to stop messing with those for sure. That chitterlings theory is a mean mother!!!

2.) She is on that chitterlings theory with the cosmetics she used to use. Pore girl found out they did animal testing.
chitterlings theory by darkking777 December 20, 2010

Clittoring 

1. "... just think about it."
2. "Much like clammoring, just a bit more high pitched."
So, if a woman breaks into someone's house to masturbate, what do you charge her with? breaking and clittoring?

clittering 

Accessing the mental images stored in your clitter feed during masturbatory pleasure
*Squish, squish* I'm clittering that guy for later.
clittering by md butt November 29, 2014

frittering 

To randomly procrastinate more than you have been.
I am seriously considering frittering away a few hours playing on PS3.
frittering by dmann1982 April 11, 2010

Clittering 

Originates from bitches that litter from the depths of their loins. Junk that exits the clitoris and pollutes the surrounding environment.
Bro, look at the mess shontell made with her clittering last night. That bitch lost her shit and clittered all over my bench.
Clittering by eljaysee January 22, 2013