Critterlings

A term that lumps up trolls, children, and just generally bad people in social games.

Nah man, not gonna go, place is infested with critterlings

by BucketVR May 1, 2024

crittering

One who takes and uses a resource meant for sharing in a manner similar to a small woodland critter, like a squirrel eating food. This person may abscond with food and eat it quickly in hiding, in order to avoid it getting taken from others who may claim it as theirs.

He spotted the girl crittering food at the party and cleverly won a dinner date with her later that night.

by obx2009 June 1, 2009

Chitterlings

Pig intestines. They smell like shit even after they are cleaned and cooked. They will make your house smell like shit, your hands and body smell like shit, and your breath smell like shit.

I can't tell you what Chitterlings taste like because I couldn't bring myself to eat something that smelled like shit.
Steve: "I heard Herb's wife left him because his breath smelled like Chitterlings"
Frank: "Whew! That's some smelly shit"

by Maa-sha December 15, 2008

Chiterlings

Pig intestines that go good with hot sauce. Can be nasty if cooked by a white person

Those chiterlings be bussin.

by Lasinda October 23, 2012

crittering

Crittering, now an extremely prestigious and rewarding sport, was born of several ingenious high schoolers at Wellsboro Area High School, which is located in northern Pennsylvania. This sport, which most heavily relies on booze, involves driving backroads all night, listening to 80's music, consuming exorbitant amounts of alcohol, and then when the time comes, running over and beating wild animals to death with sticks. The typical animal would be either a porcupine, an opposum, a rabbit, or skunk if we are feeling that hard (We usually are) The conventional weapon of choice is an object that is both heavy and blunt: medieval maces, axe handles, baseball bats, pieces of chairs with nails through them, and finally the most glorious of all weapons, the two-by-four. Camaraderie, self-sacrifice (Ed), and vehicular-sacrifice (also Ed) are also large components of crittering. When it comes down to it we just hate PETA and beat hippies. "For every animal you don't eat we're going to beat three."

"My god man, I can't believe how far that opossum flew through the air when you punted it. Crittering is the best sport on the planet!"

"It's not that I hate animals...I just really despise PETA."

"OPOSSUM!!!"

by BeatHippies July 21, 2008

butt crittering

The act of anal penetration between 3am and 3:59am in a strangers house while howling.

Did you hear me last night yo? I was so at Mrs. Santos' house last night butt crittering

by Grandmascookiem1lk August 22, 2017

chitterlings theory

Result of what happens to someone who learns the truth of something long after using. And then swears off of it despite the fact that it has been used over and over again most times for years.

1.) mmmmm these chitterlings are hell a good. Huh ewww I have been eating cow intestines for years and never knew. Time to stop messing with those for sure. That chitterlings theory is a mean mother!!!

2.) She is on that chitterlings theory with the cosmetics she used to use. Pore girl found out they did animal testing.

by darkking777 December 20, 2010