codomite 

A codomite is a person who fucks fish.

Phred got busted by the cods for being a serial codomite.

codomite by Jacques Asse April 22, 2009

condomhead

a bald man whose head resembles a condom, or any person who generally looks like a condom

john malkovic = condomhead

condomhead by chaz13123 February 28, 2009

Condomeyes 

1) n. A Mr. Potato Head-esque facial adornment consisting of two unwrapped condoms placed over the eyes in order to distract, provoke, or arouse another person.

2) v. To distract, provoke, or arouse another person by putting on condomeyes.

*Warning*: Overuse of condomeyes may result in a goggle tan.

1) Last night my wife refused to let me give her a Cleveland Brownie Crunch (again...), so I put on condomeyes until she gave in.

2) After my opponent missed a really easy beerpong shot because I had condoms on my face, I shouted, "You just got condomized (note spelling), bitch!"

Condomeyes by BrownieCruncher August 5, 2012

cuntomize

To make or alter an individual's lady parts to serve her "target market."

"I like it best when the curtains match the drapes. Could you cuntomize?"

cuntomize by pickz January 9, 2014

Chadomize 

is unfairly giving or dealing with resulting in a one sided affair

and please don’t Chadomize me, and offer 5 waiver wire guys

Chadomize by AZWildcat24 June 21, 2016

Condomint 

A mint flavored prophylactic.

After protected felatio, Sally consumed the captured frothy ejaculate from the condomint and the resulting fresh breath made brushing her teeth unnecessary.

Condomint by Sick Phcuk October 20, 2019

Condoming 

To use a condom in manner that does not involve blocking sperm from getting to the egg. This could involve any way of creatively exploring the many uses of a condom including, but not limited to hot air balloons, dental dams, water fights, bag stuffing, suffocation, throwing in a humorous manner, sliding under the door of a person's room while they are getting it on - super on, using as throwing stars, socks, garden gloves, food storage, the thing that holds that goldfish from the fair - but dies anyway, etc. Superman has the ability to spray them out of his eyes (one of his less widely known abilities), thus creating a wall of impermeable substance that flusters his enemies to the point of premature ejaculation. All of this falls under the category of Condoming.

Damn you Superman and your condoming capabilities! My pants are now soiled beyond repair and my reputation with the fabled female is even worse off than it was before.

Condoming by Don Alejandro Castello October 4, 2009