1) n. A Mr. Potato Head-esque facial adornment consisting of two unwrapped condoms placed over the eyes in order to distract, provoke, or arouse another person.
2) v. To distract, provoke, or arouse another person by putting on condomeyes.
*Warning*: Overuse of condomeyes may result in a goggle tan.
2) v. To distract, provoke, or arouse another person by putting on condomeyes.
*Warning*: Overuse of condomeyes may result in a goggle tan.
1) Last night my wife refused to let me give her a Cleveland Brownie Crunch (again...), so I put on condomeyes until she gave in.
2) After my opponent missed a really easy beerpong shot because I had condoms on my face, I shouted, "You just got condomized (note spelling), bitch!"
2) After my opponent missed a really easy beerpong shot because I had condoms on my face, I shouted, "You just got condomized (note spelling), bitch!"
by BrownieCruncher August 5, 2012
Get the Condomeyes mug.Sometimes referred to as flavoured lubricants, condoments are designed to add a twist to sex play. Many condoments are marketed as "low calorie" and "sugar free" and come in a variety of flavours or additives to increase or decrease sensation during sexual activities.
Condoments can make oral sex more pleasant, especially when using condoms which can leave a bad taste in one's mouth. It is important to note that if using latex prophylactics, oil-based condoments can cause a regular latex condom to break so be certain that the condoment of choice is water based.
Condoments can make oral sex more pleasant, especially when using condoms which can leave a bad taste in one's mouth. It is important to note that if using latex prophylactics, oil-based condoments can cause a regular latex condom to break so be certain that the condoment of choice is water based.
Samantha: "My boyfriend always expects blowjobs and I want to make him feel good, but I just don't like the taste..."
Tracy: "I've got a bunch of condoments, you can have my bottle of vanilla bliss if you want, I only use the wet watermelon one..."
Tracy: "I've got a bunch of condoments, you can have my bottle of vanilla bliss if you want, I only use the wet watermelon one..."
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Get the Condometer mug.to purposely sabotage a condom in hopes of getting pregnant. Mostly practiced by the crazies one should not stick their dicks into. Also practiced by men who want to impregnate that once-in-a-lifetime lay.
Yeah dude, I told you to never stick your dick in crazy! She'll be condomeering the fuck out of you.
You here about Jon? Yeah he slept with a VS model, dude probably condomeered himself. I know I would've.
You here about Jon? Yeah he slept with a VS model, dude probably condomeered himself. I know I would've.
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