douchey vuitton

An in the closet snob who wears expensive accessories but refuses to wear anything other then sweat pants and sweaters.

that douchey vuitton better hide his kids.

douchey vuitton by morIVAN December 2, 2010

douchery

Douchery is douchebaggery which is merely tedious.

Unlike full-blown douchebaggery, mere douchery does not provoke sufficient passion in the observer to make the two hard consonants in the middle of the word worth the effort.

Jack: Check it - what kind of guy comes to a football game wearing a Vacheron watch? Douchebaggery!
Joe: Nah man, that's just a fake.
Jack and Joe: <sigh> Douchery...

douchery by Pipe Downn January 10, 2010

Doucheland 

A place inhabited by douches, obviously.

Grand Bend, a beach in Ontario, is a Doucheland.

Doucheland by Pennylane September 5, 2013

Douchel 

A large amount people who are douches, in numeric terms this would mean a bushel of dumb people.

A measurement of trouble dealing with a higher degree of dirtyness: a douchel of trouble.

i left the pub and ran into a douchel of collar-popped hipsters

Douchel by ekim seekem February 23, 2008

Douchelet 

The child or children of a known douchebag. Perhaps predisposed to doucheitis, the children are often petulant and some times sport frosted tips, wife beaters and heavy tans prior to hitting puberty.

Should the douchelet fail to better himself by puberty, he will graduate into a full fledged douchebag.

If that douchelet makes any noise during the movie, I'm going to punt it in the soft spot.

Douchelet by guidodouche13 August 13, 2009

Douchey Mcdoucherson 

a person who in fact is the worst waste of life ever. a true specimen will spit while drinking a beer and having a fat dip in...

shadandawa should change her name to "Douchey Mcdoucherson".

Douchey Mcdoucherson by random hero March 27, 2005

Douchelord 

Someone who has reached such a high level of douchebaggery that they are respected and held in high esteem by other douchebags. The leader of the douchebags.

His reputation with the ladies has helped him attain douchelord status among his peers.

Douchelord by thebeckster February 7, 2010