pee donkey

a man's penis

my girl likes to ride the pee donkey.

pee donkey by losr4lif January 17, 2011

Donkey Cheeks 

When you are trying to make fun of someone for being bad at something instead of saying, " you suck" you can instead say," Boi you donkey cheeks!" Therefore implying you are so ass at something you are ass compared to an actual ass's ass.

Boi you are donkey cheeks at touch football you couldn't catch the ball if it were the size of a watermelon.

Donkey Cheeks by TomCat321 November 13, 2018

floppin donkey

When you bust out your nuts whether somebody wants to see them or not.

I was stretching for soccer practice and the cheerleading team cruised by - so I started floppin donkey to get their attention.

floppin donkey by c.harris May 16, 2017

Donkey Privilege 

That which allows a Democrat to do, say, or behave in ways that would have a Republican's house burned down, his land salted, and his family sold into slavery.

Remember when Hillary called young black dudes "Super-predators" and people voted for her anyway? That donkey privilege is kicking in big time.

Donkey Privilege by Coyote1970 November 17, 2018

Crashing Your Donkey

Crashing your Donkey- This is a much better way of saying I got really really drunk last night. More than likely your Donkey ends up going out in it's apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur. So next time you get trashed please remember not to lose your Donkey and when people ask you what the hell happened to you last night just tell them you crashed your Donkey and walk away. It's a freaking funny way to express yourself in a Donkey hangover kind of way.

10 Common ways to express your self in a Donkey kind of way :-)

Crashing Your Donkey.....

1. I crashed my Donkey.
2. I lost my Donkey in the woods.
3. My Donkey is stuck in the tree.
4. Have you seen my Donkey lately?
5. My Donkey Lost a leg last night.
6. I was humping my Donkey but he fell asleep on me.
7. Donkeys can fly!!! Seen it with my own two eyes.
8. Hi! My name is Donkey.
9. I freaking totaled my Donkey last night
10. I crashed my Donkey into a guardrail and he rolled down the hill into the creek.

Crashing Your Donkey by Ron420 January 16, 2010

you fucking donkey 

Gordon Ramsay's 2nd favourite thing to say after "It's fucking raw"

"You fucking donkey" - Gordon Ramsay (the first class cunt)

you fucking donkey by TheLambSauceGordon'sLookingFor June 3, 2020

red donkey 

Something unfair or frustrating.

I am the best basketball player in the school and I didn't make the team because the coach is such a red donkey.

My boyfriend didn't remember my birthday but he remembered his moms that's so red donkey!

Red Donkey! He is such a jerk but he is so hot.

red donkey by Jace, The Ace. February 7, 2014