J Clarked 

the act of someone liking every status and picture you post on facebook so you're notifications are flooded by likes from a certain person.

I just logged on after work and I had 83 notifications. I think I've been J Clarked again.

J Clarked by tie dyed heart March 15, 2013

Jordy Clarked 

To get absolutely shit faced drinkin piss. Popular methods include vodka or draught

Oi boys you goin out tonight?
Yea cunt, plan on gettin Jordy Clarked

Jordy Clarked by Whats_his_face July 29, 2016

Barry Clarked 

This is when any pot is stirred to the point of making people hate each other, but you only stir the pot this bad for fun.

((arrives at HR))...."I need to file a hostile work environment complaint, I have been Barry Clarked"

Barry Clarked by barry clark February 21, 2019

get clarked 

get absolutely fucked up the bum

come here and get clarked

get clarked by lannyandliv September 7, 2022

Demonic Clarke 

Dude who is wiener cousins with a dog

Dude 1: bro, my girlfriend fucked a poodle innit
Dude 2: lmao bro ur such a Demonic Clarke

Demonic Clarke by Generic_Catgirl69 October 9, 2021

Clarke’s Third Law 

Clarke’s Third Law is probably the best known and most widely cited of the three and states that “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Just as an aside the others are:
1. When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
2. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.

As far as that Malcolm is concerned just about any technology conforms to Clarke’s Third Law.

Clarke’s Third Law by AKACroatalin December 17, 2016

Carked it 

When something/someone has died

I’m sorry I didn’t make it to your party last week, my dog carked it and I was too sad to come

“Hey do you know why John is so sad at the moment?” “Yeah, apparently his grandma carked it on Monday”

Shit mate, my car just carked it and I haven’t paid my insurance this month

Carked it by hazeleyedninja November 29, 2018