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Meet In The Middle 

When two women team up while performing oral sex on a man - one beginning from the front of the cock and one beginning from the asshole, moving in opposite directions toward the choda.
Janine and Sandra were going down on me the other night, when all of a sudden Sandra circled around to my asshole and told Janine, in a muffled voice, that they'd Meet In The Middle
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Hughes middle school 

A school where most of the populous are douchebags and think that they are either hippies or they have the right and think its funny to kick other males testicles. Many of the staff are also douchebags and or older than 500(i think of you have this class you know what i am talking about) but thete are some staff that are cool. Many a time relationshits start between not excactly the right peiple and then all of the students feel akward around that couple and it usually ends in a week. Many female douchebags have tried to be bitches to all guys that have come thier way.STOP YOU ARE ASSHOLES AND FAT PEOPLE AND DONT TRY TO FUCKIN BE YOURSELVES BECAUSE YOU ARE BIG ASS PROBLEMS
Joe cool:hey did you here that hughes middle school is the place to go if you wanna be mauled by a future prostotite?
Kevin: really? I thought it was the place where douchebags wear slippers for shoes.
Joe cool: yeah, that too
A bisexual man who helps to pass semen from his boyfriend into the vagina of a woman wanting to be insemenated by the strictly gay male.
He does this by giving his boyfriend a blowjob and spitting the contents of his mouth into the womans open vagina.
My boyfriend played middleman last night between me and that horny chick.
middleman by roodboy September 2, 2007

middlemas 

(n); to be average - nothing extraordinary - amongst the masses with no discerning qualities.
That whole group of friends you hang out with is so deep in the middlemas. Can't you find more interesting people to spend time with?
middlemas by The In Crowd March 4, 2008

Middle Class Acoustic Gangster Wrap 

A genre of music performed by middle class kids, who play acoustic guitar whilst rapping. Often performed outdoors, and first pioneered in Essex in the early 2010s.
Can be abbreviated to MCAGR .
Wow you should check this great Middle Class Acoustic Gangster Wrap group they're really something.

middleburg heights ohio 

Middleburg heights is a very small suburb of Cleveland. When you walk seven miles in either direction you will end up in one of five cities. The new combined highschool is essentially a giant trap house for high schoolers. In 2016 many of the millenials in the area became addicted to heroin and destroyed their lives. As time goes on Middleburg heights will more than likely destroy itself from within. Middleburg was once a peaceful town. Nowadays Middleburg is the like the new "drive through" city to buy drugs. If you are in search of a variety of drugs you may want to consider the neighboring cities Berea and Brook Park.
We are in Middleburg heights Ohio and the only thing to do here is go to the rec center.
Why does everyone feel the need to tell me they are sober in Middleburg Heights Ohio?

Middle Road Nanticoke, PA 

A narrow pencil-dick of a road which leads drivers into one of the most disgusting, downtrodden towns in America: Nanticoke, Pennsylvania.

While on Middle Road, drivers can expect to regularly see: deer, turkeys, vomit, empty beer cans, bloodsucking leeches, Virgin Mary statuettes, crack pipes, bird corpses, obese shirtless men, Burger King wrappers, human shit, Hello Kitty lunch boxes and John McCain 2008 presidential campaign memorabilia scattered across the pavement.

Drivers will also notice a unique surplus of doomed school children waiting at bus stops along with geeked-out junkies looking for their next heroin fix...two groups which often aren't mutually exclusive.

The worst part about traveling to Nanticoke on Middle Road is that the only reward for one's pilgrimage is the chance to visit a decrepit, slime ball town with less to be proud of than post-WWII Germany.

The main attraction of this place is a penis-shaped memorial sculpture in the town square which is constantly mocked and defaced by the town's inbred teenagers.
Guy 1: "Hey, how you gonna get to LCCC?"
Guy 2 : "I guess I'll take Middle Road Nanticoke, PA ."
Guy 1: "You'd be better off drinking the blood of an AIDS patient."