Waxing the ferret 

Attempting to have sex with a limp dick. Also known as pushing rope.

She just wasn't that hot, so I ended up waxing the ferret for a while and giving up.

Waxing the ferret by legsmalone May 25, 2010

washing the ferret 

Masturbating with shampoo or soap.

"You coming down the pub?" "I can't, I'm washing the ferret."

washing the ferret by KenMFan March 26, 2017

thy holy ferret 

an irish trans woman

thy holy ferret and their food

thy holy ferret by LingLing134 April 27, 2019

Scandinavian Womb-Ferret 

An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often

Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret

Scandinavian Womb-Ferret by Scandi-seeker April 13, 2020

Portuguese Wind Ferret 

A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.

My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret

Portuguese Wind Ferret by SmokiestJoe March 18, 2022

Heat seeking womb ferret 

A description of a mans appendage

I’m gona pump her with my heat seeking womb ferret

Heat seeking womb ferret by BigAl78 June 15, 2022

Three peaked ferret 

An mythical animal that is only found in the dense regions of rural south-west myanmar.

There have been several sightings of the three peaked ferret since the start of 2022.

Three peaked ferret by Dr Eldenberry June 20, 2022