Definitions by KenMFan

washing the ferret 

Masturbating with shampoo or soap.

"You coming down the pub?" "I can't, I'm washing the ferret."

washing the ferret by KenMFan March 26, 2017

The Third Way 

Up the arse.

Tony: We're going to take The Third Way!
Gordon: I was afraid of that.

The Third Way by KenMFan December 22, 2014