washing the ferret

Masturbating with shampoo or soap.
"You coming down the pub?" "I can't, I'm washing the ferret."
by KenMFan March 26, 2017
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The Third Way

Up the arse.
Tony: We're going to take The Third Way!
Gordon: I was afraid of that.
by KenMFan December 22, 2014
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