A veteran move to say the least. Often used after a long night of alcohol consumption. When a gentleman's erection is non-existent, he places his index finger under his limp noodle to "splint" it in order to succesfully guide it into his partners vagina in hope that once inside, he will wake up and perform.

"Man I was so wasted last night that I had to go with the finger splint. Even then I couldn't get it up! Needless to say, I was embarassed.....but not as much as she was!"

Finger Splint by Neilbra November 15, 2006

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lit splint

when something/someone has/is doing something that is particularly epic, or if you light a splint on fire

yo bro that was so lit splint. if you fut fire by it it will surely become a lit splint

lit splint by bacterial vaginitis September 29, 2020

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wood splint

When one uses a dildo or a strap-on that is made out of wood causing splinters in their vag or ass

the wood splint i used last night made my ass fell really weird

wood splint by Hot_sausage11 May 13, 2016

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thumb splint

Use of a thumb as an addition to or substitution for a penis gone flaccid due to whiskey dick.

I was so hammered last night I couldn’t get hard, but I used a thumb splint and faked the ending.

thumb splint by btothef October 3, 2021

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