by Kharano March 31, 2005
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
via giphy
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
The art of excusing ones self from intense sexual intercourse in lue of the need to urinate thus exiting the slightly dimmed area and imitating the traits of a well trained assassin by stealthly shadow stepping your way back in leaving the victim clueless and sniping a semen streamed shot onto the most exposed and vulnerable side of the face giving you enough time to exit the premise before the guards are alerted. Extra points for the ears.
Ivan - "Jeremy, I'm sorry man. I had to splinter cell'd your mom last night in order to make a quick escape."
Jeremy - "It's all good, as long as your safe broseafus."
Ben - "Well I'm glad to see someone made it out :\..."
Jeremy - "It's all good, as long as your safe broseafus."
Ben - "Well I'm glad to see someone made it out :\..."
by Rolemodel05 October 06, 2010
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

