A word for ridiculously good, amazing, reem, superb, decent etc

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

The act of placing an index finger on top or beside the shaft of one's penis in order to please a woman with an abnormally large vagina; typically a necessary action while fornicating with a promiscuous woman.

to take one in the ass so hard, you would think they need to wear splints to stand up straight from all that bending over he has been doing from guys riding him bareback.
Also the noun means a person who loves anal.

puting a toothpick under someones big toe and makeing them kick a wall

To be or to know someone cool. To be a non-splint is to eat candie more that once a day or to try and be black when your white.