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smackered 

When one has consumed large nay enormous amounts of alcoholic beverages resulting in attempts to perform inhuman feats and make cheeky advances, such as 1: Attempting to convince your mates that you can climb the disco walls using only your penis. 2: Wrapping your lips around a tap and trying to suck out "all the water the UK has to offer" or 3: Cupping/kneading the left breast of a complete stranger claiming "It's totally fine it wasn't saggy".
"Oii you fuckin cunt! Did you just take a cheeky yet firm hold of my left milk dispenser? You MUST be Smackered!"

OR

"Seriously, last night was sick, how finished were you? I was absolutely invoiced."
"Mate, tell me about it, i fucked a tramp's dog, he was watching. Yep i was Smackered.com"
smackered by DanEdd June 20, 2006

shlockered 

(Noun) Very, very intoxicated. See also drunk, wasted.
Boy do I have a hangover. I got shlockered last night.
shlockered by ChelseaV September 11, 2005

snockered 

Let's go out and get properly snockered to celebrate your birthday!
snockered by Sarah Rose November 12, 2003

corn shucker 

Someone who is talented at giving hand jobs.
Your girlfriend is a great corn shucker, I never came so fast before
corn shucker by J Heezy December 17, 2006

spackered 

So wasted on alcohol or drugs that you are functioning at the level of that of a spacker
My god you were so fucking spackered last night.
spackered by markymoo72 December 15, 2008
get shucked hunny.
shucked by Andrea;) June 1, 2004