butt schmear 

when a dog scoots it's butt across the floor in order to excrete it's anal glands often leaving a residue of poo in it's wake...

My dog Willis butt schmeared across the floor yesterday and we had to clean up all the shit left behind...it was gross.

butt schmear by beckyboo April 7, 2014

Hammer Schmear 

A little dollop of thick smegma under the penile foreskin.

She looked so pretty with a bit of my hammer schmear on her upper lip.

I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.

Hammer Schmear by Dick Onchin October 13, 2020

German Schmear 

When you are ass fucking a chick doggie style, and after pulling out, you wipe the shit of your dick and schmear it across her upper lip, former a 'Hitler' stash.

"I surprised my one-night stand with a German schmear... I haven't heard from her since."

German Schmear by German Schmear April 21, 2022

German schmear 

The purulent discharge which drains from a vagina infected with khlamydia.

Linda’s husband knew she was committing infidelity when he saw the German schmear stained on her underwear.

German schmear by Butterskotch Barbie June 29, 2021

Hershey Schmear 

A Hershey Schmear is the result of wiping your ass too early. In other words, instead of cleaning your ass, you actually "schmear" a piece of shit still dangling from your asshole all over your ass resulting in a gooey mess. This, quite frequently, takes a half-roll of toilet paper to clean-up. Hershey Schmear.

I would have been out of the bathroomsooner but I had a "Hershey Schmear" and ran out of toilet paper.

I made a "Hershey Schmear" and wiped shit halfway up my back

Oh, I gave myself a Hershey Schmear just yesterday. It made me late for work.

Hershey Schmear by JimTimH. August 13, 2012

kittie schmear 

Any drippy, chalky, paisty, gooey, or sticky reminants of a young slut's existance that happens to get rubbed, smeared, excreited, or spit onto your person or belongings by way of interaction with said slut; voluntary or involuntary.

Guy #1: Dude, what's that mark down the side of your jacket? It looks like makeup.
Guy #2: Yeah, it's kittie schmear from my date last night.

kittie schmear by Dabbasaurus April 18, 2018

Bubbing a Schmear 

Using your underwear to clean yourself up after sharting

Why were you behind that dumpster?

Oh I was Bubbing a Schmear after botching a routine fart.

or

I had to Bub a Schmear after sneezing in a hot car.

Bubbing a Schmear by Bubba Schmear August 17, 2014