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Using your underwear to clean yourself up after sharting
Why were you behind that dumpster?

Oh I was Bubbing a Schmear after botching a routine fart.

or

I had to Bub a Schmear after sneezing in a hot car.
by Bubba Schmear August 17, 2014
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