Magical Ponies

Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.

They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.

Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!

Magical Ponies by Captain Shenanigans March 8, 2010

calm your ponies 

A very annoying replacement for "hold your horses", "calm yourself", "chill out, dude".

A phrase that is used to one's friend when they are

a) having a panic attack
b) freaking out about something pointless
c) worried / anxious / nervous
d) in a hurry and are constantly annoying you to move faster

"Dude, I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me!"
"Calm your ponies, she's probably just PMSing"

"Wow, can you please like, hurry up? I don't have all day."
"Hey calm your ponies, I'm working on it."

calm your ponies by fafoyojo March 13, 2010

Ponnie 

Short for Pantea, a Persian female's name with Greek origins, meaning "all the gods," or "all the flowers." A cute nickname for Pantea that non-Farsi speakers can pronounce.

"What's your name?"
"Pantea... Ponnie, for short."

Ponnie by MadeleineElster August 22, 2011

porkie pies

Porkie pies is slang for telling lies, not to be mistaken for mince pie which means eye.

'No way really jonny you'd better not be telling me porkie pies you fat son of a bitch'.

porkie pies by jackb.nufc12345 April 2, 2011

porned out

When you have watched so much porn that it has become boring.

I'll check out the urban dictionary instead of porn sites tonight I'm porned out.

porned out by benth February 19, 2010

pornism 

A belief in and excessive use of pornography.

Jimmy believes in pornism, and exercises those beliefs daily.

pornism by {MOB}vegetZ February 23, 2005

Pornificate 

Pornificate - to surf porn sites continually. This may be gay or straight porn, via computer or cell phone, and includes all web porn sites (soft & hard core) as well as X rated social media sites.

My roommate pornificates 10 to 12 hours a day on his computer and his iphone.

Pornificate by Philanewbie July 3, 2010