One who pulls ridiculous faces whilst under the influence of drugs such as E's, Coke, Speed etc.
Can be characterised by excessive jaw motion whilst hammering a piece of chewing gum, wide eyes and a streched out gob contorted into numerous positions.
Can also be used to refer to those smashed out of their tiny little trees on top quality skunk.
1. Look at that fellow, he's a gurning drug monkey...
2. We don't want to walk around Amserdam with a bunch of gurning drug monkeys
a generic insult, usually directed at an ugly female that either yourself or your close pals have had romantic liasons with. can be directed at almost anybody however.
nb - best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.
"is jonny crying in the shower? hahaha! serves him right for smashing a gurning fuck lizard, again!"
The sometimes cute, sometimes ridiculous and always hilarious expressions made by young starlets taking a face load of man batter during the money shot at the end of a grumble flick.
Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.
Bob: did you see that young sperm dumpster that was cum gurning at the end of Jungle Fuck Bunnies IX ?
Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.