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cali-gurling 

hands on yo knees and shake yo'ass like a ho!
didja see that hoe in da club, she was cali-gurling that pimp all night!
cali-gurling by MACOCK69 January 23, 2011
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garfingle 

To fondle or grope the vagina or boobs in front of a teacher,police,higher position person,ect without getting caught.
Soon I will garfingle Ashley in front of the principal.
garfingle by J masta Flash45 September 26, 2012

Gurning Drug Monkey

One who pulls ridiculous faces whilst under the influence of drugs such as E's, Coke, Speed etc.

Can be characterised by excessive jaw motion whilst hammering a piece of chewing gum, wide eyes and a streched out gob contorted into numerous positions.

Can also be used to refer to those smashed out of their tiny little trees on top quality skunk.

1. Look at that fellow, he's a gurning drug monkey...

2. We don't want to walk around Amserdam with a bunch of gurning drug monkeys

gurning fuck lizard 

a generic insult, usually directed at an ugly female that either yourself or your close pals have had romantic liasons with. can be directed at almost anybody however.

nb - best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.
"is jonny crying in the shower? hahaha! serves him right for smashing a gurning fuck lizard, again!"
gurning fuck lizard by smyphilis October 30, 2008

gulfing down 

To eat at an extremely fast rate
'Hey man wanna go out?'
'Just gulfing down this pizza, I'll be with you in 10'
gulfing down by LADPOINTS October 8, 2014

cum gurning 

The sometimes cute, sometimes ridiculous and always hilarious expressions made by young starlets taking a face load of man batter during the money shot at the end of a grumble flick.

Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.
Bob: did you see that young sperm dumpster that was cum gurning at the end of Jungle Fuck Bunnies IX ?

Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.
cum gurning by Stinkfingers October 13, 2010