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When you fail at something or something goes wrong, used mainly in the North West of England.

Can be exaggerated to flapped everywhere.
Example 1:

Dave: "Can I roll a joint?"

Tom: "Nah, you're just gonna flap it like last time"

Example 2:

Jay: "I was trying to get into that girl but her fella came over and I flapped it everywhere"
Flapped by FlappedJoint June 3, 2012
Man, i just smoked an ounce, drank a fifth, and ate an eigth of shrooms, i am FLARBED!
flarbed by J.C. February 6, 2003
One who fails or falls very commonly.
You're mom is such a flarper in bed.
Flarper by Flarp Parkour April 16, 2011
smoking so much weed that you feel your mindset change. Your knees start to shake, and your face feels warm, and your head feels heavy.
Me, Dan, and Forrest went out back during lunch at school.
We got totally flared of that dank ass dro. I was so flared i couldnt even do my fucking level two math.
flared by seeds_N_stems July 20, 2009
Fucked up, not right, uncool.. to describe a state of drunkeness or highness , a replacement for "Fuck"
"last night iwas so fucking flarged" "last week i had this chick in my room and flarged the shit outta her
Flarged by bigChedd August 24, 2006
The past tense meaning when a young girl or woman flirts to a guy and farted.
That girl just flarted dude !
Flarted by Kayes21 April 15, 2015