crapintosh 

Operating system that causes programmers to consider suicide.

I've spent a year on this project and I've got it working on every platform except Crapintosh OSX.

crapintosh by Anonymous June 6, 2003

Crapulous 

To seriously over-indulge, usually with food or drink.

Most commonly associated with greedy, fat monstrosities such as manatees.

"My, that crapulous Trev creature is rather voluminous, wouldn't you agree Arthur?"

Crapulous by lolzwut October 19, 2008

crapintosh 

A shiny brightly colored piece of very crappy plastic that is sometimes utilized for the sole purpose of capturing the attention of little girls and the severely mentally handicapped.

"Wow! Sally I don't know shit about computers but your little niece with down syndrome sure does love to chew on that crapintosh's one-button mouse!"

crapintosh by Hate Crapintosh August 8, 2004

crapulous 

Suffering from the effects of excessive consumption, typically alcohol; hungover. Rarely used nowadays but has its roots in the 1500's and is sorely in need of a comeback.

I feel absolutely crapulous. Whoever put that Wild Turkey in the beer bong when I wasn't looking is a real asshole.

crapulous by Paully D December 14, 2008

crapiture 

Shortened form of crappy literature. Basically all literature with no intellectual value whatsoever.

Now that school was out, Amy was able to put aside Dickens and Steinbeck in favor of quality crapiture, like "Shopaholic and Friends" and Harlequin romance novels.

crapiture by Aaryanna July 3, 2006

Charitous

adj. Behaving in a manner that on the surface appears altruistic or charitable, but ultimately serves a selfish goal.

Randy made a charitous donation to Toys for Tots, just so he could look good in front of his inlaws.

Charitous by Q the Grate February 6, 2019

crapintosh 

macintosh computer that is a piece of shit and your computer support techs refuse to help you fix it

my crapintosh just crashed for the fourth time this hour.

crapintosh by halex March 28, 2003