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Definitions by halex
crapintosh
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Flag
macintosh computer
that is a
piece of shit
and your
computer
support techs refuse to help you fix it
my crapintosh
just
crashed
for the
fourth
time this hour.
crapintosh
by
halex
March 28, 2003
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