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Twelvesome 

1. When twelve people somehow manage to have sex together.
2. THE BEST GROUP OF FRIENDS. EVER.
Mandy and Lisa were sitting home alone when 10 boys showed up at their door. Each was shirtless and the girls smiled as they walked straight upstairs to their bedroom. On the way up they began stripping and tossing their clothes down. As the girls entered their room, the boys were sitting there waiting for them. The girls began kissing each one as they stripped each one individually. After the boys were all naked they decided to take turns eating the girls out. By the time they all had a turn, Mandy had already orgasmed twice, and Lisa four times. Now Mandy laid down and took one dick in each hand, giving two boys handjobs. She then allowed one guy to penetrate her vaginally, another anally. Another boy was having mammary sex with her, as two others each sucked on one of her tits while simultaneously jerking off. Then Lisa sat on her face, and Mandy began to eat her out. Lisa then took two cocks in each hand and gave two boys handjobs, while she gave the last one a blowjob. The first two boys getting handjobs came on Mandy's face, the one having mammary sex came on her chest, the two sucking her breasts came on her stomach, and Lisa came on her face. The other two boys having handjobs came on Lisa's face, as the one getting a blowjob came in her mouth. Mandy rubbed the cum off her stomach, chest, and face and ate it. She orgasmed in pleasure as the two penetrating her came at the same time. It was the best twelvesome ever.
Twelvesome by Flyingtrash August 7, 2017
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Getting twelved is when while playing cornhole one player gets 4 bags in the hole and the other players gets all 4 bags off the board. The result is an +12 for one player and lifelong embarrassment for the other.
Remember when Louis twelved Ed?. That was embarrassing and he has never gotten over it.
Twelved by LAH12 March 16, 2021
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He banged her tight twelge so hard the other night that they done broke the bed!
Twelge by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Twelvies 

A twelvie is a person that is between 12-14 who thinks they are cool and they fucking know everything, especially the girls who think they are hot shit and wear crop tops to the dairy. Twelvies usually think they are cool hooking up with people or going to parties. Twelvies are fucking annoying and they think they are better than everyone else. Twelvies are also known as teenie boppers. Fucking teenie boppers.
Twelvies:*wearing USA crop top, galaxy leggings and red vans* *goes to party* *smokes weed and drinks alcohol and thinks their cool but there parents don't know*

Person 1: oh did you see *name* at the party on Saturday smoking weed and drinking?
Person 2: yeah that fucking twelvie, she thinks she's
Cool smoking weed and drinking when she's 12. The only thing they should be drinking is milk and smoking those smoke lollies. Twelvie.
Twelvies by wot_cunt March 29, 2014

Like, Twelve 

(adj.)

1. A term used to describe younger children by teenagers when their actual age is unknown

2. A term used for people who are much older but seem or act as if they are around the age of twelve.
Guy: Did you see my nephew recently? He's like, twelve now.
Girl: I thought he was fourteen!

Girl: Are you listening to Justin Bieber? He has some interesting music about real deep stuff like love and romance...
Guy: He can't know about love and romance, he's like, twelve!
aye folk there go twelve right there.
twelve by monolog May 6, 2003

tweeving 

Pronunciation:\ˈtwēvŋ\

Function: verb

The act of updating your twitter status while driving down the road and inadvertently swerving and weaving, in and out of your lane, as though you were intoxicated without a care in the world.
Bobby Joe, tired and bewildered after a long day at his job, realized another clever observation on his gridlocked commute home.

Grabbing his iPhone, Bobby Joe began a historic tweeving run, nearly running 3 vehicles and a motorcycle off the highway as he tweeted, "I'm tired, bewildered and commuting in the WORST traffic! No way I get home and see Dancing with the Stars in time. Time to get Tivo."
tweeving by RocketJohn June 10, 2009