twelve-pack 

n. An ugly person who despite their ugliness has just enough redeeming physical attributes that you would consider sleeping with them after consuming a twelve-pack of beer.

Guy 1: Dude, she's fugly!
Guy 2: yeah, but she's a twelve-pack.

twelve-pack by JackM June 24, 2005

twelve pack 

simply someone, some action, some event, something that is absolutely awesome... but only in the way that it is absolutely awesome to laugh at the expense of "twelve pack", of 'i love new york', 'i love money', and 'daisy of love' reality television fame.

like,,, the same way the eighties were awesome.
typically used to mock species of the genus; australopithecus overcompensater bag

<that was totally twelve pack>
<those white electric sunglasses are fully twelve pack>
<this bar is fucking twelve pack>
<when you try to dress like justin timberlake, but end up looking like a jonas brother. you aspire to be twelve pack>
<i never realized it before, but bono is kinda twelve pack>
<the movie top gun____ twelve pack!!>

twelve pack by ckslick July 29, 2009

twelve pack 

When a guy is overly muscular and looks like he has more than a "six pack."

"Megan, look at his body!"
"Girl, he has a TWELVE PACK!"

twelve pack by SarahXBarbie November 29, 2007

Taliban Twelve Pack

When a seedy convenience store chops a case of beer in half, encloses each side with mailing tape, and sells them as individual twelve packs.

Johnny: "what the hell is this?" "it looks like a cannibalized case of beer with mailing tape for a handle."

Billy: "Sorry man, all they had at the store was Taliban Twelve Packs"

Taliban Twelve Pack by dfreshc October 31, 2011

Taco Twelve Pack 

1. A party or Orgy with any multiple of twelve girls (eg. 12, 24, 36...)

2. When A guy comes to a party with twelve girls, he is bringing a Taco Twelve Pack

-Hey babe, it's taco night! invite your friends and we can make it a taco twelve pack

-With the taco twelve pack, you don't go to parties, you ARE the party

-why only drink on the weekend? Have a Taco Twelve Pack Tuesday, and really get the party going.

Taco Twelve Pack by Franklin Alexander December 9, 2011

twinkie twelvepack 

A highschool nickname for an easy fat girl

Darla got her nickname giving blowjobs for twinkies and a twelve pack of pepsi hence the word 'twinkie twelvepack'.

twinkie twelvepack by princessfukella September 5, 2009