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twelve pack 

simply someone, some action, some event, something that is absolutely awesome... but only in the way that it is absolutely awesome to laugh at the expense of "twelve pack", of 'i love new york', 'i love money', and 'daisy of love' reality television fame.

like,,, the same way the eighties were awesome.
typically used to mock species of the genus; australopithecus overcompensater bag
<that was totally twelve pack>
<those white electric sunglasses are fully twelve pack>
<this bar is fucking twelve pack>
<when you try to dress like justin timberlake, but end up looking like a jonas brother. you aspire to be twelve pack>
<i never realized it before, but bono is kinda twelve pack>
<the movie top gun____ twelve pack!!>
twelve pack by ckslick July 29, 2009

twelve pack 

When a guy is overly muscular and looks like he has more than a "six pack."
"Megan, look at his body!"
"Girl, he has a TWELVE PACK!"
twelve pack by SarahXBarbie November 29, 2007

Taliban Twelve Pack

When a seedy convenience store chops a case of beer in half, encloses each side with mailing tape, and sells them as individual twelve packs.
Johnny: "what the hell is this?" "it looks like a cannibalized case of beer with mailing tape for a handle."

Billy: "Sorry man, all they had at the store was Taliban Twelve Packs"
Taliban Twelve Pack by dfreshc October 31, 2011

Taco Twelve Pack 

1. A party or Orgy with any multiple of twelve girls (eg. 12, 24, 36...)

2. When A guy comes to a party with twelve girls, he is bringing a Taco Twelve Pack
-Hey babe, it's taco night! invite your friends and we can make it a taco twelve pack

-With the taco twelve pack, you don't go to parties, you ARE the party

-why only drink on the weekend? Have a Taco Twelve Pack Tuesday, and really get the party going.

twinkie twelvepack 

A highschool nickname for an easy fat girl
Darla got her nickname giving blowjobs for twinkies and a twelve pack of pepsi hence the word 'twinkie twelvepack'.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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