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Chodesia (cho-dee-zhuh) Noun, Origin: Latin

Dried up taint juice along the choda including the back side of a formerly sweaty sack.

Chodesia is often wasted during the bathing process. It is best used when wiped along a female's leg for example leaving a colorless streak of fine fragrance similar to perfume.
After spending the afternoon brewing up a fresh batch of chodesia I wiped it on your mom's leg last night while snuggling.
Chodesia by Joe B. Black June 18, 2009
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chokeslam 

To devastate your opponent by grabbing the throat and lifting the person off the ground and forcing him into the ground with unforgiving force. Widely used in all wrestling federations around the world. Widely used as a threat or inside joke with wrestling fans.
You didnt take the trash out, now I have to chokeslam your ass.

Oh my god!!! he just got a chokeslam through a kitchen sink!

"Hey, check out that chokeslam over there."(in reference to a beautiful girl)
chokeslam by Marc Oxenreider May 30, 2006

Choblesome 

A word first coined by popular Minecraft YouTuber Grian meaning something worth talking about in a positive way.
That is such a choblesome building.
That view was quite choblesome.
Choblesome by _/_ June 24, 2022

Chodesmas 

A day of humbuggery, weed smoking and heavy consumption of meats and cheeses. Chinese food is the traditional food of Chodesmas and rum is the traditional drink. Chodesmas should be celebrated with slutty Craigslist women who play the part of frisky elves. Pajama pants and ridiculous sweaters are traditional Chodesmas garb and many like to celebrate Chodesmas by watching bootleg TV shows on the internets or partaking in holiday dickings. It is a day of nonsense and shenanigans celebrated in Southern Indiana and parts of Kentucky on Dec. 25. Its origins are unknown.
Frank: "Merry Chodesmas!"

Joe: "You mean Christmas?"

Frank: "No, Chodesmas." "It is celebrated with meats and cheeses and scandalous internet women." "Lots of rum and weed is is consumed and their is much frolicking and merriment."

Joe: "Merry Chodesmas motherfucker!"
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Chobesity 

A combonation of high cholestoral and obseity commonly found under neck
Dylan Austin Kornfeld is chobesity.
Chobesity by Brett Kornfled August 6, 2011

barn chores 

Euphemism for acts of a homosexual nature, used primarily by young men to disguise sexual propositions as innocent hard work.
"Noah demanded that Luke help with the barn chores." "Holden is impressed by how enthusiastic Luke and Noah are every time he mentions the barn chores."

Other usage: "Noah, no one has ever helped me with the barn chores quite like you."
barn chores by Luke Snyder March 4, 2008