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contrary to popular and idiotic belief, broning is when you do anything that's related to mlp, whether its watching the show, writing stories, listening to songs, or clopping

also said as Broned, or bronied
Bronie: I was broning SO hard last night
non-bronie: you had gay sex?
Bronie: no you fucking moron, I watch mlp, get your damn facts straight you nitwit
broning by PokemonLover69 April 9, 2015
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batoning 

A basic skill set of primitive bushcraft, batoning is the act of splitting a larger piece of wood with an edged weapon (usually a fixed blade knife such as a bowie) by hammering the knife through with another piece of wood in the manner of a hammer or mallet.
As the sun was setting, the temperature was plummeting. The group had to start a fire quickly. Jane, the group's leader, had already begun to chop down large branches with an axe. She began batoning the large logs into smaller, manageable branches and twigs with her bowie hunting knife.
batoning by EC_1974 September 22, 2014
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v. Doing any work in a barn or other outbuilding on a farm. Often used by people new to the rural life.

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Gotta get up early to plow the lower forty; then I got some barning to get after.
barning by gnostic3 March 20, 2021
Refers to edgy lyrical content similar to "legendary" ex-Cannibal Corpse and Six Feet Under vocalist Chris Barnes'. Lyrics that someone who's Barning would write include counts of rape, murder, torture, necrophilia, and misogyny. Barning can also refer to the annoying grunting that Chris Barnes calls his scream, which is made fun of on a daily basis by vocalists who actually know what they're doing.
Bro that new RealBand song was cool, but the vocalist was fuckin' Barning, bro.
Barning by ParrotSqawk March 4, 2022

Batoning 

When you're out hard using your knife but I'm at home hard using your wife.
I was out batoning my benchmade griptillain and apparently my buddy was railing my ex-fiance
Batoning by Jeezuradick March 9, 2022

Barnning 

To barn someone over a social platform
"Hey bro I just got barnned by some girl last night on discord"
"I was barnning a girl last night on discord too"

Baraningus 

A word used when you can't find the right word, or if you aren't thinking straight.
Bingus Baraningus
He said he was just going to get the baraningus from the shop.
Baraningus by baraningus January 25, 2024