Ruben

A well thought out, methodical, and ruthless statement spoken with no fucks given. Often a metaphor, simile, or hyperbole, but can also be meant literally.

"She's gotta be the only person to get cancer and gain weight..."

"Wow that's real Ruben of you man."

by Jeezuradick August 28, 2015

Batoning

When you're out hard using your knife but I'm at home hard using your wife.

I was out batoning my benchmade griptillain and apparently my buddy was railing my ex-fiance

by Jeezuradick March 10, 2022