ascertion 

The state when a person is so convinced of their own self-righteous assertions that he or she will actually have a tangible feeling in their ass (variant of ass-certain).

I newed so much that Forrest Gump was a real person, I made an ascertion!

ascertion by TheWordSir June 26, 2009

Ascending 

That moment when you eat 3 vitamin gummies and listen to Guns from Friday Night Funkin.

Person #1: "Bro I'm ascending ahaha"

Person #2: "Are you high again?"

Ascending by fartfacelolimnotcreative May 12, 2021

ascentific 

Word discovered by famed linguist Courtney Love when she was randomly typing some stoner psychobabble at her My Space account. It is a combination of the words "ass" and "scientific" and is defined as 'someone who has mastered the art of being an ass(or making an ass out of themselves) to the point it has become a science with them'.

It was ascentific of Pete Doherty to get helpless penguins stoned at the zoo, and his kitties hooked on crack.

ascentific by Magdalene St. Vitus December 4, 2007

ascen 

awesome person! handsome, smart, caring, handsome, very observant!! ...did i say handsome? oh yeah, and handsome as well.

ascen.

its me
im ascen
:)

ascen by you know exactly who <3 November 18, 2021

ascetic 

Practicing strict self-discipline for moral or spiritual reasons.

The so-called Desert Fathers were hermits who lived an ascetic life of fasting, studying, and prayer.

ascetic by LarstaiT November 10, 2003

asceroso 

one who brings about an infinite amount of disgust

ese asceroso ha tenido sexo con nikki

asceroso by bob December 10, 2003

Ascentific 

Any action that is so blatently and utterly stupid that it is beyond the comprehension of most people to understand what would motivate someone to do such a thing.

It was completely ascentific of British rock star Pete Doherty to get his cat high on crack. I'm glad the humane society took that idiot's cat away from him!

Ascentific by Magdalene St. Vitus December 25, 2007