ascen 

awesome person! handsome, smart, caring, handsome, very observant!! ...did i say handsome? oh yeah, and handsome as well.

ascen.

its me
im ascen
:)

ascen by you know exactly who <3 November 18, 2021

Aschente 

A word declared by each competitor before starting a game or match signaling to every party involved that they will play fair and abide by the set rules of the game.
(It is most commonly stated as a promise or agreement between competitors.)

Origin:
A pact in the show No Game No Life to bind citizens to comply with the Ten Pledges

"I swear by the pledges, Aschente!"

Aschente by Xaece October 20, 2018

accentool 

1. A douchebag who thinks he's a big deal cause he works for an overrated consulting company. Usually this person doesn't believe in gay marriage.

Omg, that accentool is coming around the bar to talk to me. Quick, let's pretend like we're sleeping.

accentool by Su42579 February 24, 2008

accenture 

A consultancy primarily based on recent college graduates. Working at this firm causes clinical depression causing most employees to re-evaluate their life decisions or turn to other forms of release i.e. alcohol.

It has been said that in order to be hired at Accenture you have to be a clinical alcoholic. They ask the question "Do you drink?" in the interview process. If you say no, kiss the job goodbye.

Wow, that kid is hammered.
No, he’s just an Accenture employee.

accenture by James2008 August 1, 2008

aspenbergers 

A highly offensive portmanteau of the words "Aspen" and "Asperger's"

Dammit Anna, you've spent so much time writing SQL queries that you're saying stupid stuff like "Aspenbergers"!

aspenbergers by MikaFlo2009 April 25, 2022

reader's accent 

When you pronounce words funny because you've never actually heard them out loud before, you just read a lot of books

Person 1: That was a great "seg-you" in the conversation
Person 2: You mean segue?
Person 1: Yeah, please excuse my reader's accent.

reader's accent by seveneightn9ne October 28, 2012

Asena 

Shewolf
A crazy girl with a sweet caring heart and a dirty mind.
Asena always seams to be happy on the out side but is sad on the inside.
She is an amazing friend and is always a shoulder to cry on and will always help you and cheer you up.

"that girl is such a Asena, always caring for her friend"

Asena by Emmi Tomlinson December 30, 2013