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Ascended master
Ascended Masters are believed to be spiritually enlightened beings who in past incarnations were ordinary humans, but who have undergone a series of spiritual transformations originally called initiations.
The term "Ascended Master" was first used by Baird T. Spalding in 1924 in his series of books, "The Life and Teachings of the Masters of the Far East" (DeVorss and Co.).
Ascended master by kaosmoker September 30, 2018
ascended
The state or mindset of being intellectually, spiritually and emotionally risen above yourself and any toxic, descended peers
I believe in helping other people. I've quit porn, got a new healthier diet, I'm going for a run everyday, I'm taking every oppurtunity to broaden my horizons, meet new people and expand my mind. I am past wasting my time on foolish actions. I am my own master. I can conquer anything I want to. I am smart and the world is what I make of it. I am ascended
ascended by Ascended Person October 19, 2020
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AscendedSION by TAX_EVADERMLGSUNCREAM July 23, 2021
ascended weeaboo
This shares the same meaning as a weeaboo except it applies to all Asian cultures. To be an ascended weeaboo, you've got to be obsessed with 2 or more Asian cultures. The two most common cultures that ascended weeaboos are infatuated with are usually Japanese and Korean.
Person 1: Hey, isn't the girl cute ?
Person 2 : Yeah, she's hella cute.
Ascended Weeaboo : Omg ! She's soo kawaii and gwiyomi-desuu !!
Person 2 : Yeah, she's hella cute.
Ascended Weeaboo : Omg ! She's soo kawaii and gwiyomi-desuu !!
ascended weeaboo by Cornfield Leon April 28, 2014
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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