dumpy wanker 

A very slow moving British fraccer that looks like Homer Simpson.

There is a dumpy wanker working on black crew for Ironhorse Energy Services.

dumpy wanker by Yourpaljesus May 21, 2018

Google Wanker 

A new breed of pseudo intellect ,when seeing something has to google it then copy paste it in the conversation normally at the wrong time ends up looking like a true wank puffin

I checked what you wrote best plagiarism ever,you google wanker

Google Wanker by whinging old bastards unhacked July 22, 2018

Wanker's Wednesday 

It's when CHSmem memes/roasts the shit out of some poor Catherdralite on Wednesdays
@CHSmem on Instagram

Ah fuck bro you just got voted for Wanker's Wednesday.... You're so fucked

You just fucked my wife! Omg I am so voting for you for Wanker's Wednesday

I was having a real tough time in my life but #WankersWednesday made me get through it

Wanker's Wednesday by Haramchoddo August 3, 2018

keys wanker 

A person who clips their keys onto their jeans so everyone can see that they have things to unlock.

Commonly found in AU Ford driver

Daveo - Look at those keys clipped to his jeans.

Johno - yeah what a keys wanker

Daveo - Yeah he must drive a AU Ford

keys wanker by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

wanktuary 

Your dorm room when your roommate is out of town.

"Dude, I'm not playing basketball, HBO's got porn on and my dorm is a certified wanktuary."

wanktuary by fittnacious April 2, 2007

Wankshit 

Sperm coming out of your dick during wanking.

Babe, I will swallow your whole wankshit !

Wankshit by Top Mason March 17, 2015

Wanksight 

A realization or epiphany that’s gained after orgasming.

After sleeping with him/her I realized how much of a bad decision that was.

Post nut clarity is another way to say “wanksight”

Wanksight by H1837 April 20, 2022